The Great Move

I am proud to announce that THIS:

Is my new blog! I was trying to change the name of this particular blog, but since I'm retarded and only know how to type on here, and make things bold and such, I've decided just to link you all to the new blog instead. And just so you can see it, this is the URL: http://lacelebutard.blogspot.com

I decided to go with LA Celebutard because it really embodies everything about my life right now. I'm moving to LA, I'm obsessed with celebutards, and if you think about it, the LA is also la, which is French, so it would be the Celebutard, which could mean me as well (if I'm feeling particularly egotistical on any given day) and really, everything's classier when French is involved. Ne c'est pas?

Name Competition!

Hello, brave warriors! My drugs are kicking in, and I am feeling extrodinarily calm and productive (is that an oxymoron?) and I realized I need to make some changes around here.

Beside scooping out my uterus with an ice cream scoop and throwing it at my doctor.

I need a new name for my blog! As... lovely as The Snark DC is, there are various problems with said name:

1) I don't like "The Snark" anymore (and didn't really like it much to begin with) and,
2) I happen to be moving from DC to LA, so DC isn't particularly relevant after May 16th-ish

So here are some possible names, and please feel free to contribute via comments or email! If it wasn't for all you loyal readers, well, then I'd just be bitching to empty cyberspace about uteri and my drinking problem. (And have no fear - even if it's something like TheOnomatopoeiaLA, you won't have to remember it - thanks to the wonder that is Blogger, if you keep on typing in thesnarkdc.blogspot.com, it'll just redirect you. Lovely!)

- TheSnarkLA (easy to remember)
- LACelebutard (this is great because it's LA as in Los Angeles, or La as in "the" - get it?? two birds, one pun)
- LAChelsea (see above, but with my own name instead of "celebutard")
- WestCoastSnark (that sounds too much like West Coast Video I think)
- WestCoastChels
- ChelseaInLA
- Whatever the hell else you can think of, because now the drugs are starting to make concentrating a little difficult

Remember, kids, the sky's the limit! Or something.