Days till Halloween: 27
(Maybe I could be Ann Coulter for Halloween? That'd horrify everyone)
Antichrist: [an-ti-krayst]
-noun Theology
1. a particular personage or power, variously identified or explained, who is conceived of as appearing in the world as the principal antagonist of Christ.
2. (sometimes appearing lowercase) an opponent of Christ; a person or power antagonistic to Christ.
3. (often lowercase) a disbeliever in Christ.
4. (often lowercase) a false Christ.
5. (often on Capitol Hill) Ann Coulter.
[Origin: bef 1150; ME, OE - Antichristus - Antichristos the Antichrist - Republicans]
It's common knowledge that when Armageddon arrives, the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be lead by none other than Ann Coulter herself, the harbinger of mayhem, chaos, destruction, and anorexic legs. I firmly believe that she's already begun her work, as she sucks the souls from innocents around her, and blinds the masses by insisting on wearing miniskirts at any and all times. Ann Coulter is a prime example of a male chauvinistic pig, and she continuously praises the oppression of womankind, liberals, and anyone that's not a psychotic right wing conservative. Everything she stands for will in turn take away all of her rights, and why she insists on her beliefs (and by "insists" i mean "rants and raves at anyone even remotely within earshot") I'll never understand. She may as well say "let's kill all the women!" If she hasn't already, that is.
(Maybe I could be Ann Coulter for Halloween? That'd horrify everyone)
Antichrist: [an-ti-krayst]
-noun Theology
1. a particular personage or power, variously identified or explained, who is conceived of as appearing in the world as the principal antagonist of Christ.
2. (sometimes appearing lowercase) an opponent of Christ; a person or power antagonistic to Christ.
3. (often lowercase) a disbeliever in Christ.
4. (often lowercase) a false Christ.
5. (often on Capitol Hill) Ann Coulter.
[Origin: bef 1150; ME, OE - Antichristus - Antichristos the Antichrist - Republicans]
It's common knowledge that when Armageddon arrives, the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be lead by none other than Ann Coulter herself, the harbinger of mayhem, chaos, destruction, and anorexic legs. I firmly believe that she's already begun her work, as she sucks the souls from innocents around her, and blinds the masses by insisting on wearing miniskirts at any and all times. Ann Coulter is a prime example of a male chauvinistic pig, and she continuously praises the oppression of womankind, liberals, and anyone that's not a psychotic right wing conservative. Everything she stands for will in turn take away all of her rights, and why she insists on her beliefs (and by "insists" i mean "rants and raves at anyone even remotely within earshot") I'll never understand. She may as well say "let's kill all the women!" If she hasn't already, that is.
Heil Skeletor!What's so frightening about Coulter is that she's actually out spouting this nonsense, and idiots in the media (like us damn bloggers!) keep talking about her. She's on bookshelves, on the television, at events and speeches and god only knows what else (or should I say, Satan only knows where else. Him and that kid from the Verizon FiOS commercials.) She's an uber right wing conservative's wet dream - she's asking men to take away women's rights. She just did an interview with the New York Observer, in which she continuously put her giant, hate-riddled foot into her oversized, Joker-esque pit of hell (that'd be her mouth, folks):
"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women."
Ah, your adorable little pipe bomb dream. You're so cute, Ann. You single women (including Ann, as no one's been able to stomach marrying her yet) are so stupid! God, if we just took away their right to vote - and indulged Ms. Coulter's sensuous fantasies - then we wouldn't have another Democratic president! I mean, my god, look what Bush, the biggest Democrat of them all, has spent the past 8 years doing! All he cares about are his people, and keeping the peace, and showering small business and the poor with lots of money and love and adoration. Fuck the Democrats!
Wait a minute...
Our lovely single Ann (would you let your own vote be taken away? hmm) continues with yet another outburst of pure intelligence:
"It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and 'We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care -- and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?'"
"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women."
Ah, your adorable little pipe bomb dream. You're so cute, Ann. You single women (including Ann, as no one's been able to stomach marrying her yet) are so stupid! God, if we just took away their right to vote - and indulged Ms. Coulter's sensuous fantasies - then we wouldn't have another Democratic president! I mean, my god, look what Bush, the biggest Democrat of them all, has spent the past 8 years doing! All he cares about are his people, and keeping the peace, and showering small business and the poor with lots of money and love and adoration. Fuck the Democrats!
Wait a minute...
Our lovely single Ann (would you let your own vote be taken away? hmm) continues with yet another outburst of pure intelligence:
"It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and 'We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care -- and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?'"
SOCCER MOMS! My god! They're ruining the world one minivan at a time! What are we going to do?? These people want health care? My god, let them be smote! Struck down! Health care is horrifically dangerous - it allows people to be taken care of, and to have health benefits, and to have the ability to see a doctor. Why would anyone want that?
And don't even get me started on tuition and day care - seriously, people? You want your children to be well cared for? Provided for? Educated? For shame! We should all be savage, uneducated beasts, filled with hatred and intolerance, just like Ann Coulter.
The Democrats - whom of course are supported only by stupid women, especially stupid single women and never mind the fact that they don't have children to be soccer moms for in the first place - should be run out of office. That's gonna be my new vicious insult - soccer mom. I'm gonna be like "Hey, Tanya, what the hell? My god, you're such a soccer mom!" And then Tanya's gonna go home and kill herself, because she realized that she's a caring woman that wants the right to vote, in order to support her beloved children and family, and make sure they're all educated, provided for, and kept in good health. Fuck those soccer moms.
1 comment:
Taking away women's right to vote so a Democratic president won't get elected is like saying once we send all the immigrants back to Mexico and Cuba that poverty will be cured.
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