Days till Our Thanksgiving: 9
Days till Actual Thanksgiving: 20
Okay, so I might be obsessed with countdowns - give me a damn break. Our Thanksgiving is coming up next Sunday, which makes me giddy as a school girl. Erin and the Reds are going to make such delicious delicacies as turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, cauliflower, and lots of other yummy things, while I get the most important job of all: tracing my hand on paper and drawing hand turkeys. YEAH! Otherwise, Thanksgiving just wouldn't be the same.
In other news, it's finally Friday, and as of 6pm this afternoon the weekend is officially upon us! Tonight we're going to the Reds to watch Transformers; now, I get the Shia hype, but he looks kind of like my brother, so it freaks me out when he's sucking face with some girl on screen. Especially if it's Megan Fox, cause for a second there I was like "damn! a young Angelina Jolie, I know who can fill her space on my Girls I'd Do List now that she's Skeletor!" but then I realized that she was actually quite horrifying looking. I think it's all the Porn Star Pouts - that shit's not okay. I have nightmares about people like her and Lindsay Lohan continuously pouting like they're somehow being screwed off camera. No thanks.
Days till Actual Thanksgiving: 20
Okay, so I might be obsessed with countdowns - give me a damn break. Our Thanksgiving is coming up next Sunday, which makes me giddy as a school girl. Erin and the Reds are going to make such delicious delicacies as turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, cauliflower, and lots of other yummy things, while I get the most important job of all: tracing my hand on paper and drawing hand turkeys. YEAH! Otherwise, Thanksgiving just wouldn't be the same.
In other news, it's finally Friday, and as of 6pm this afternoon the weekend is officially upon us! Tonight we're going to the Reds to watch Transformers; now, I get the Shia hype, but he looks kind of like my brother, so it freaks me out when he's sucking face with some girl on screen. Especially if it's Megan Fox, cause for a second there I was like "damn! a young Angelina Jolie, I know who can fill her space on my Girls I'd Do List now that she's Skeletor!" but then I realized that she was actually quite horrifying looking. I think it's all the Porn Star Pouts - that shit's not okay. I have nightmares about people like her and Lindsay Lohan continuously pouting like they're somehow being screwed off camera. No thanks.
I am Optimus Prime!Ugh, now I'm going to have to look at that as I update. It doesn't help that I'm alone in the office, as everyone's in Miami on business, or working from home - earlier I scared myself with zombies again because someone posted scary pictures from 28 Weeks Later, but now I have a fresh fear to deal with: Megan Fox crawling out from under my desk and attempting to suck my soul out of my mouth with her giant, porn star lips.
Speaking of zombies, but far less frightening ones than in any of the "28 Whatever Later" series, for Halloween we watched FLIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. That deserves all capitals, not because it was terrifying, but because it was hilariously awful. I mean, I've seen the gambit of terrible horror movies, but this was in a league all it's own.
Speaking of zombies, but far less frightening ones than in any of the "28 Whatever Later" series, for Halloween we watched FLIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. That deserves all capitals, not because it was terrifying, but because it was hilariously awful. I mean, I've seen the gambit of terrible horror movies, but this was in a league all it's own.
I can't believe I agreed to star in this film!Take the most pathetic acting possible, add some gratuitous sex with barely legal, partner swapping teenagers, sprinkle in some token black people (and the only black couple was a wife and her pro golfer husband, since apparently they decided Tiger Woods was the only black person they liked), and top it all of with not one, but two crazy "I'm Carazay!" characters, and -
Oh, wait, add a mad scientist and some zombies too. Oh, and the "virus" is actually a strain of Malaria, which - GET THIS! - isn't actually a virus. Oh no, it's a protozoan. Okay, we're set!
- now you have the most ridiculous movie created in the past few years. No wonder if went straight to DVD. They defied all sorts of laws of physics and, you know, reality; they liked to blow up bombs ON a flight, they liked to shoot in the pressurized cabin (and not just handguns, they went all out with automatic weapons and the whole shebang), people continuously flew through the air, etc etc. It was fabulously terrible.
Unfortunately, I didn't just rent it, I actually paid $10 for it, which means that at the end of the day, I'm the real loser in this equation. I guess I'll have to drown my sorrows in Transformers, a very realistic movie in which space creatures that like to pose as cars and trucks and blenders and stuff come to battle over the earth or something, I dunno, and Megan Fox pretends like she's not a transsexual, and... fuck. Man, I am fucked.
Oh, wait, add a mad scientist and some zombies too. Oh, and the "virus" is actually a strain of Malaria, which - GET THIS! - isn't actually a virus. Oh no, it's a protozoan. Okay, we're set!
- now you have the most ridiculous movie created in the past few years. No wonder if went straight to DVD. They defied all sorts of laws of physics and, you know, reality; they liked to blow up bombs ON a flight, they liked to shoot in the pressurized cabin (and not just handguns, they went all out with automatic weapons and the whole shebang), people continuously flew through the air, etc etc. It was fabulously terrible.
Unfortunately, I didn't just rent it, I actually paid $10 for it, which means that at the end of the day, I'm the real loser in this equation. I guess I'll have to drown my sorrows in Transformers, a very realistic movie in which space creatures that like to pose as cars and trucks and blenders and stuff come to battle over the earth or something, I dunno, and Megan Fox pretends like she's not a transsexual, and... fuck. Man, I am fucked.
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