The amount of food and alcohol that I have consumed in the past 48 hours is so shockingly high that it could feed and water all of the starving children on those "just 10 cents a day!" commercials. All things included, there was turkey, 6 kinds of pie, an entire bowl of spinach and artichoke dip, several drunkenly-devoured deviled eggs, and a $210 bar tab. Oh, and cigars. Yes, we are champs.
I would elaborate, but I'm still trying to polish off this bottle of Coppola Merlot. I'll attempt actual explanations on Monday, when the cold, horrifying shock of going back to work finally sinks in. Until then, enjoy your bottles of wine, have some laughs with your friends and loved ones, and indulge in your glorious, much deserved tryptophan coma.
I would elaborate, but I'm still trying to polish off this bottle of Coppola Merlot. I'll attempt actual explanations on Monday, when the cold, horrifying shock of going back to work finally sinks in. Until then, enjoy your bottles of wine, have some laughs with your friends and loved ones, and indulge in your glorious, much deserved tryptophan coma.
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